Now it becomes clear ...

... why 'stumpy' is doing so well!!!@#!

I just found THIS on YouTube!!!

It turns out that Simon's entire family are actors!!! He had an 'in'!! He kept that quiet!!

I'm not bitter or anything .. I just don't think it's fair. I mean, they've got all the juicy parts in this one, the guy with six arms, the guy with the little head, the driller guy (that's Paul's twin brother) - no wonder there are actors having to be waiter's and shit in Los Hollywood - the Simon dynasty have got that shit totally SEWN UP!!